Confessions of a wannabe ballerina.

  1. theebuffbaker:

    queenofthecroutons:

    nebraskaswole:

    Wellp in ready for fall

    @theebuffbaker

    My season!

    "Ah would ya look at that! Sunsets are jesus’ paint box!"

    "Jesus must really dig orange!"

    (Source: pythonprincen, via irishnorwegian)

  2. Southern fried chikun Seitan burger! With salad, tomato, mayo and BBQ sauce on a whole wheat bun and caprese salad with basil olive oil! Uh ma lawd! ❤️ #homemade!

    Southern fried chikun Seitan burger! With salad, tomato, mayo and BBQ sauce on a whole wheat bun and caprese salad with basil olive oil! Uh ma lawd! ❤️ #homemade!

  3. buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

    buckyoubucky:

    "A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

    (Source: lady-dixon, via tiriltronic)

  4. Don’t drink and blog

    Don’t drink and blog.

    True words I think but today I shall ignore. I feel like this is making up for a few hundred missed jello shots in my teens and first year of being 20. 

    21 was a real come down. Still living at home. Jobless. But! thankfully not a drunk like half of my friends who CAN afford alcohol on the regular! Giggles.

    Much cooler and weirder to have your parent buy you your jiggle juice. Direct quote form Pitch Perfect. I don’t care what you say! That movie had some good values! And I will admit to crying at Beca singing Don’t You by  Simple Minds in the final performance! *sheds a single tear*

    In all honesty I know my mother is proud that I even know who they are. Bless! 

    Side note. I highly recommend Martini Royale Bianco! It is not as girly as you would expect! “Make good choices!” 

    *Drink responsibly!* 

    Hem hem. *hiccup* 

  5. You don’t know me - Ben Folds ft Regina Spektor

  6. satanshoe:

rip amy 9/14/83 — 7/23/11

    satanshoe:

    rip amy 9/14/83 — 7/23/11

    (via planetnicole)

  7. Message to Tumblr Staff,

    doctorwhocrazy91011:

    staff:

    asdfelicia:

    glitter-ler:

    staff:

    hanawasakura:

    Remove post limit.

    Remove message limits.

    Include instant chat on Tumblr website.

    Stop spams.

    Remove “Link Facebook”.

    Love from all Tumblr users.

    no

    staff why

    HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT

    because fuck you that’s why

    image

    (via tiriltronic)

  8. theunithasasoul:

    amazingavengers:

    beifag:

    k1mkardashian:

    girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

    having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

    none of you can do it discreetly anyways

    we see you

    (via tiriltronic)

  9. (Source: dopee-swag, via jamieallover31)

  10. fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

    fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

    jadenisnotonphire:

    I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

    I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

    image

    (Source: oscarwetnwilde, via tiriltronic)

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