Confessions of a wannabe ballerina.
Don’t drink and blog.
True words I think but today I shall ignore. I feel like this is making up for a few hundred missed jello shots in my teens and first year of being 20.
21 was a real come down. Still living at home. Jobless. But! thankfully not a drunk like half of my friends who CAN afford alcohol on the regular! Giggles.
Much cooler and weirder to have your parent buy you your jiggle juice. Direct quote form Pitch Perfect. I don’t care what you say! That movie had some good values! And I will admit to crying at Beca singing Don’t You by Simple Minds in the final performance! *sheds a single tear*
In all honesty I know my mother is proud that I even know who they are. Bless!
Side note. I highly recommend Martini Royale Bianco! It is not as girly as you would expect! “Make good choices!”
Hem hem. *hiccup*
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
because fuck you that’s why
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you