Confessions of a wannabe ballerina.
Because I am a huge wimp the only way I can watch scary movies by myself is during the daytime, with all the lights on and in scary scenes only watch with my peripheral vision! While also working out as a distraction…
I am made for the light.
I actually got freaked out watching an episode of Charmed the other day. And I still can’t watch Jurassic Park without someone holding my hand! But the absolute worst is the childhood trauma of the scarecrow man from Goosebumps! O.O in the barn with the combine harvester! Pure terror!
And here I was living in blissful ignorance thinking this stuff would go away as soon as I turned into an adult. Wrong. Once a scaredy cat! Always a scaredy cat…
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.