Confessions of a wannabe ballerina.
Argh! oh my god. Third day in new place and am NOT used to all the noises this house makes! One neighbor who clearly loves any kind of music that make the house go nts nts nts nts… -.-”’ This means war..
But the creaky old floors and weird metallic scraping coming from the balcony is just not cool.
Halloween is still far away. I’ve already go the creeps.
Lady made me wait in an empty house for an hour! For her to come pick up FREE STUFF. -.-
And then she just blurts out “Oh yeeees I got free tickets to the Gaga concert tonight so I have to hurry now!” Well ain’t that lovely!
-.-”’ Not the worlds biggest Gaga fan but seriously gurl. No. And not even apologize? Eh? What is that about!
Come on people! Give me a breeeeeeeeak!
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.
and let’s not forget ginny weasley, who has joined the fight to end world hunger.
*raises wand in the air*
Notes to self. Do not drink alcohol. It does not like you! It is like a hideously annoying party guest that is awkward and never wants to leave. And will always give you a headache you can feel in your teeth.
Also! While enduring what seems to be your very first real hangover do not forget to wear your glasses. You will get a bitchin headache that is just a next level kind of pain from what you had from before.
All I managed to eat today was mashed potatoes and some grilled cheese. Not gonna bother mentioning the other things because they did not go down all that well.
If you have ever mixed your liquors you will know all too disgustingly painfully well what this means.
I regret nothing. Except drinking more than two glasses of wine.
Also I just moved and in the process of ripping pieces of tape to get boxes to stick together. I also managed to get the tape stuck to my lips! And in a clumsy haze action, which seems to be my default mode, I ripped it right back off. This was not like a bandaid. Pain, blood, regret… I did not look like Kylie Jenner… Alas…
I repent ok! Water, vegetables and a crap ton of Carmex! <3