Confessions of a wannabe ballerina.

  1. "I’m working on a gravity belt…"

    Watch this and trynot to piss yourself. Double dare.

  2. Ladies and gentlemen, Leonardo DiCaprio in "The Wolf of Wall Street"

    If my birthday doesn’t make me do all of these in one night I didn’t do it right.

    (Source: scorsasy, via tiriltronic)

  3. thefandomlyfe:

    m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

    takemewherethewildthingsare:

    paint-me-a-butt:

    mishassbuttofthelord:

    mcdolans:

    every single person who reblogs this

    every

    single

    person


    will get “doot doot” in their ask box

    HOW

    I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

    SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

    I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

    imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

    how

    (via irishnorwegian)

  4. catagator:

    This teen girl’s response to the DFTBA sexual abuse scandal is out of this world and needs to be watched and thought about and discussed.

    This is a 16-year-old girl. Her video gave me CHILLS. 

    (via tiriltronic)

  5. mathani:

This puzzle consists of four hinged pieces which can be folded one way to a square and the other way to an equilateral triangle. Master puzzler Henry Dudeney demonstrated a wooden model before the London Royal Society in 1905.

    mathani:

    This puzzle consists of four hinged pieces which can be folded one way to a square and the other way to an equilateral triangle. Master puzzler Henry Dudeney demonstrated a wooden model before the London Royal Society in 1905.

    (via chrissstttiiine)

  6. yahoneydip:

    This fucking woman

    (via tiriltronic)

  7. Starsucks

    I know it is not the most important thing in the world when they fuck up your name on your cup at Starbucks… But really. 

    I think I have one of the easiest names to spell and remember EVER! 

    I would say this because I actually CHANGED my name from something more confusing………………..

    So when the staff not only constantly screw up my order but also my name it starts to get on my nerves. 

    So here is a small list of the names I have gotten so far…

    1. Alise 
    2. Alicia
    3. Alissa
    4. Angelisa *Couldn’t make that one up if I tried. Guess it is my new rapper name!* 
    5. Alyssa
    6. Samar *Again wtf happened here?* 
    7. Elize 

    For the record my name is Alice. 

    And yes, if I want it spelled right I have to say, without fail, Alice, like Alice In Wonderland. 

  8. sweeterthanabumblebee:

Happy Easter if you celebrate it, and happy Sunday if you don’t, bunnies!

Bunny. Yoga. Enough said. <3 

    sweeterthanabumblebee:

    Happy Easter if you celebrate it, and happy Sunday if you don’t, bunnies!

    Bunny. Yoga. Enough said. <3 

  9. Broken Social Scene - Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl

    Anthem.

    (Source: thedude-abides, via part-l-ypoison)

  10. Much happy

    Many funs 

    Such alcohols 

    Easter bunny

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