Confessions of a wannabe ballerina.

  1. Boo

    Argh! oh my god. Third day in new place and am NOT used to all the noises this house makes! One neighbor who clearly loves any kind of music that make the house go nts nts nts nts… -.-”’ This means war.. 

    But the creaky old floors and weird metallic scraping coming from the balcony is just not cool. 

    Halloween is still far away. I’ve already go the creeps.

  2. Why you gotta be so…

    Rude. 

    Lady made me wait in an empty house for an hour! For her to come pick up FREE STUFF. -.-

    And then she just blurts out “Oh yeeees I got free tickets to the Gaga concert tonight so I have to hurry now!” Well ain’t that lovely! 

    -.-”’ Not the worlds biggest Gaga fan but seriously gurl. No. And not even apologize? Eh? What is that about!

    Come on people! Give me a breeeeeeeeak! 

  3. Theme song! <3 

    (Source: objection-perfection, via planetnicole)

  4. Daniel Caesar - Scream (James Blake Cover)

  5. So.

    bertie02:

    reservoir-fantasy:

    persephoneholly:

    Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.

    The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.

    and let’s not forget ginny weasley, who has joined the fight to end world hunger.

    *raises wand in the air* 

    (via tiriltronic)

  6. Helena: a summary

    The strangest and most lovable tv character in a long time. 

    (via tiriltronic)

  7. Mauve-ing in

    Oh lord. 

    Notes to self. Do not drink alcohol. It does not like you! It is like a hideously annoying party guest that is awkward and never wants to leave. And will always give you a headache you can feel in your teeth. 

    Also! While enduring what seems to be your very first real hangover do not forget to wear your glasses. You will get a bitchin headache that is just a next level kind of pain from what you had from before. 

    All I managed to eat today was mashed potatoes and some grilled cheese. Not gonna bother mentioning the other things because they did not go down all that well. 

    If you have ever mixed your liquors you will know all too disgustingly painfully well what this means. 

    I regret nothing. Except drinking more than two glasses of wine. 

    *eyebrow* 

    Also I just moved and in the process of ripping pieces of tape to get boxes to stick together. I also managed to get the tape stuck to my lips! And in a clumsy haze action, which seems to be my default mode, I ripped it right back off. This was not like a bandaid. Pain, blood, regret… I did not look like Kylie Jenner… Alas…  

    I repent ok! Water, vegetables and a crap ton of Carmex! <3 

    #NeverAgain #Lips 

  8. Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.

    lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)

    Again! This is so genius I love it. 

    (Source: mind-vacation, via part-l-ypoison)

  9. bingemaster:

wisteria-spirit:

this is so important

i guess


He should have his how chat show! Late night with Herschel! &lt;3

    bingemaster:

    wisteria-spirit:

    this is so important

    i guess

    He should have his how chat show! Late night with Herschel! <3

    (Source: octopussoir-, via tiriltronic)

  10. stem-cell:

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

    stem-cell:

    rosalarian:

    pourquoi-nutmeg:

    nortonism:

    The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

    YES.

    Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

    “You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

    (Source: nevver, via tiriltronic)

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